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" CRAZY CANUCKS THEY DO EXIST " - You know you're in Canada when, a driver passes you in a convertible during a snowstorm.




CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT -


TAGS: lesser evil
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Swampfox

ipaprime - February 20, 2013, 9:36 am, #48356
try revelations 13
Renza - February 20, 2013, 8:55 am, #48351
"This gospel of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the world as a testimony to all the nations. Then the end will come." - Matthew 24:14. Sounds like full conversion = apocalypse to me.
ipaprime - February 20, 2013, 7:35 am, #48317
actually if you read revalations the majority of people will have rejected him and there will only be a relitivly few believers left
Renza - February 19, 2013, 4:46 pm, #48287
Can't be that hard to do, last time 'god' showed up, he got nailed to a stick - though that whole story is very historically inaccurate. That and Jesus 2.0 cant show up until 100% of people believe in him.
ipaprime - February 19, 2013, 8:18 am, #48229
which shall be precipitated by the antichrist coming to power and trying to replace "god"
Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:43 pm, #48164
Could always vote Jesus-2.0, hes supposed to be all crazy and bloodthirsty when he comes back, bringing along with him the apocalypse.
ipaprime - February 18, 2013, 10:04 am, #48138
nope he is the lord of time in the mythos
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:28 am, #48122
Goblin King. Cool hair. :)
ipaprime - February 18, 2013, 8:07 am, #48108
sorry i'm going for Yog-sogoth


VOTING THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS - Still leaves you with evil. (Vote NO! to Romney and force the G.O.P. to pick a REAL Conservative next time!) "ANYBODY BUT MITT OR BARACK": 2012




JOE BIDEN QUOTE - "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical." (the American dead would disagree)




THE EVIL QUEEN RAVENNA - Like Obama, a usurper whose reign has resulted in poverty and misery for every one. The people are under alien rule, their fight is just. It is a moral imperative.




BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?


TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Brawler

RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am, #75784
Yikes
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm, #51093
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm, #51092
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm, #49914
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am, #49899
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm, #49880
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm, #49878
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.


JESUS - Went after bankers too.




MITT ROMNEY - He is the epitome of Evil by letting corporate greed continue.




GOVERNMENT -




CLUELESS + HOMELESS - a shared political belief




DABBLING IN THE OCCULT - Main St. Media claims Christing O'Donnell dabbled in the occult in High School. Doesn't every politician pretty much sell their soul to the devil? Besides, its not like she's co-chairwoman of the board!




DR. EVIL SOROS - Here's the plan. Destroy the global currency, then hold the planet's economy ransom for... ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.




ISRAELI OFFICIAL TEARS UP BIBLE - Michael Ben Ari, an Israeli Right-wing lawmaker tears up 'abominable' book sent to him by a Christian organization & throws it in trash bin


TAGS: zionists israel religion bible devil
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by SethMythrax

GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:18 pm, #37928
amazing
starryeyedguy - September 17, 2012, 10:56 am, #37927
And?
freasy - September 17, 2012, 9:16 am, #37921
So what, his perogative


OCCUPY TRASH - hoarders approve




I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LIBERTARIAN - and tired of this "lesser of two evils" choice every election!




AND..... - he just got started.




TAXES - When you pay them you are supporting the largest terrorist group in the world!




9 9 9 - THE ILLUSIONIST (Hint: Turn your screen upside down)




WALLSTREET BANKERS - Discussing how they're devouring the life savings of middle class Americans.




GOOD VS EVIL -




OBAMAMATH CONTINUED.... - If you collect the corporate jets and the oil tax together - get all the fat cats at once - and you collect it for 100 years, it covers the amount of debt Obama added. in February! Priceless




CORRECTION - You have been uber-diligent in chasing away business FROM America.




OWS ASHEVILLE - asking for $170,000.00 of taxpayer funds so they can be squatters




UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE DEMOCRATS -




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think all rich people are evil (except the inner circle liberal rich folk who are putting all those insane ideas in your head)




TWO RULES - 1. never underestimate an evil man 2. It ain't over till the fat lady sings




I AM THE CHOSEN ONE - To Destroy America




TR@PING THEIR OWN PEOPLE TO DEATH -




OBAMA - All the rage in Albania, Cuba, North Korea and hte dining room of Master Geroge Soros.




REALLY? LOOKS LIKE YOU - know exactly what you are doing: destroying the U.S. to fulfill the wishes of your alcoholic father.




THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS? - Feel like you're always voting for The Lesser of Two Evils? VOTE FOR RON PAUL!




ADDITIONAL REVENUE - Obama wants to tax homeless shelters




DR. EVIL? - You're going to have to pay $11.11 Billion Dollars!




CAPITALISM VS SOCIALISM - Don't like the Socialism- go find another country to live in. Don't like the capitalist company?- don't buy from them or go find another job where you can tolerate the politics and pay.




THE EVIL - Barack Obama




THE AMERICAN DEVIL! - Because apparently the Devil feeds, waters, and clothes the world. Also apparently when ever there's a disaster the Devil helps the world rebuild.


TAGS: the american devil
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by nicholsjoshua15

deerbag2 - March 4, 2013, 10:50 am, #49230
tipping the hat


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HENRY POTTER AND GEORGE SOROS - The answer is upside down




DECEPTION - changers not lenders beware of false teachers




NEW REVENUE - Obama wants to TAX soup kitchens!




" NORTH KOREA THREATENS TO SCRAP THE CEASE-FIRE " - "It go's in that way and comes out there , just look at the other end, i'll show you how it works."




Hillary -




The Premium -




ASHEVILLE EVIDENCE ROOM - run by democrats




Pro-Abortionist's chant, "Hail Satan!" at a rally in front of the Texas capitol building in Austin... -




FACES OF EVIL - Color is inconsequential.




FEARMONGER -




UNEMPLOYMENT RATE FALLS TO 7.8% IN SEPTEMBER - WOULD OBAMA COOK THE BOOKS TO GET RE-ELECTED? (THE CHICAGO WAY)




CONVICTED OF ILLEGAL INSIDER TRADING - Martha Stewart goes to jail, George pays a traffic ticket. Just goes to show that rules are not enforced equally, its all in who you know....




VAT TAX - Kills jobs, increases the welfare state and has killed Europe's economy. Now they want to bring it here. Its time for government to go on a massive spending diet!




OCCUPY WINNEBAGO - wasn't your message about poverty?




INANIMATE OBJECTS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: evil
Rating: 4.2/5

More politifakes by JGalt

Renza - February 27, 2013, 9:48 am, #48864
yet nobody asks the most important questions of "why didn't you do anything when you thought that" and the follow up to that "what could have been done"
JGalt - February 26, 2013, 11:03 pm, #48832
agreed. Usually when these things happen, people who knew the person say something like "yeah, I had him pegged to go off like that someday"...
Renza - February 26, 2013, 8:23 am, #48809
As for video games, in all probability, those are probably what kept him from going postal for as long as he did, it was likely his primary out from a reality he felt was basically painful to exist in. That's still gonna come down to mental health.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 8:21 am, #48808
I agree that Mental Health issues are a growing issue these days and should be properly addressed, and you are correct that its individuals that use weapons to kill people, however, should we be blindly handing those same individuals the weapons they use?
JGalt - February 26, 2013, 7:04 am, #48782
Stop video game companies from making such violent games. Last guy in california that killed 3 people was an anti-social gamer who played video games all day long. Takes a long time for person to get that way...
JGalt - February 26, 2013, 7:03 am, #48781
you think you can negate my point that weapons are inanimate and that taking them away from people that are not crooks solves the problem? Think again. Libarals always apply wrong answers to problems. Solve the problem- fix mental health problems
Renza - February 25, 2013, 6:39 pm, #48777
I have a suspicion you wont be getting a real response on it, facts tend to stop the factless pretty abruptly
crankyhead - February 25, 2013, 3:57 pm, #48770
cough cough cough
crankyhead - February 25, 2013, 7:59 am, #48697
You asked for some citations... I provided them...
crankyhead - February 24, 2013, 4:29 pm, #48669
Buh-hyoo-lurrrrr...?
crankyhead - February 24, 2013, 2:48 pm, #48659
Bueller...? Bueller...?
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 11:27 pm, #48636
JG?
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 9:36 pm, #48628
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/02/130220163633.htm
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 9:25 pm, #48626
Fine. http://www.campaigntoclosethegunshowloophole.org/Artist.asp?ArtistID=22163&Akey=LMCFL7Y3
JGalt - February 23, 2013, 8:14 pm, #48617
so you have no citations to support your comment? really?
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 7:53 pm, #48615
Really? You're going to pretend like you don't know what the gun show loophole is, or what private firearms sales are, or the lack of mandated training is?
JGalt - February 23, 2013, 7:50 pm, #48614
citations?
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 7:47 pm, #48612
Gun show loopholes, private sales with no background checks, no mandate for firearms training to own one, etc...
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 7:46 pm, #48610
Reality flavored.
JGalt - February 23, 2013, 7:45 pm, #48609
unregulated? What kool aid r U drinkin?
crankyhead - February 23, 2013, 7:40 pm, #48607
No offense JG, but where's the personal responsibility and accountability supposed to be found, in an unregulated firearms market?
JGalt - February 23, 2013, 7:29 pm, #48603
wow, you totally miss the point. As long as there are evil persons, it doesn't matter what is outlawed. Liberals blame the object instead of personal responsibility and accountability!
Renza - February 23, 2013, 9:41 am, #48587
if you purchase gas, you're expected to burn something, with a knife you'll cut something, a computer you'll use the internet, with a gun you'll shoot something. Which of these are you capable of outrunning?


Who is John Galt? -


TAGS: evil
Rating: 4.2/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - May 4, 2013, 2:04 pm, #54861
yep
Doggit - May 4, 2013, 9:35 am, #54827
Ayn had it right.


CHOOSE: GOOD OR EVIL - the name changes but the choices still remains: good and evil, freedom and dictatorship, capitalism and socialism




OCCUPY ASHEVILLE - going bye bye the liberal base didn't want to pay extra taxes for bums to sit around




HELL's ANGELS -




2012 - Cannot come soon eough!




A BIG OLD CAN - The Palestinians Opened It The Israelis Served It Up




KIM JONG IL - He had nuclear weapons and he's a communist leader. How he evaded being bombed by the U.S. is a great mystery.




EVIL -




CHILD WARRIORS -




GEORGE SOROS - This man has donated over 5 billion dollars to charity. What is your definition of evil?




AXIS OF EVIL - The faces of our enemies may change, but our blind hatred of them surely won't.




KARL ROVE - The evil genius of the Republican Party.




Satan -


TAGS: bush conservative republican devil evil
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by blesic

blesic - August 30, 2014, 10:39 am, #70606
Gee, thanks for the great advice!
Zeitguy - August 30, 2014, 9:17 am, #70604
Why don't you make fun of Nixon while you're at it.
terroraustralis - August 30, 2014, 1:13 am, #70600
one of the biggest things that confuse me about republicans, is that they cant just agree and say "yup, bush sucked, and so does obama, but which one is f***ing us over right now, and which one is retired?"
blesic - August 29, 2014, 10:36 pm, #70597
Yes, progressives like to progress. But, I like to make fun of George Bush.
Curlyrocks - August 29, 2014, 7:43 pm, #70596
If you hated Bush so much, why do you keep living in the past? Don't progressives want to, you know progress.


ANN COULTER - The only human in America who looks down her nose at the 9-11 widows, widowers and orphans




Lord of the Republicans -




HELL's ANGELS -




IMITATION -




CHILD WARRIORS -




CHILD SOLDIERS -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES -




~ R.I.P. MARINES ~ -




President James Carter -


TAGS: liberal democrat carter president evil
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by blesic

blesic - March 2, 2015, 10:03 pm, #73401
Very well put.
RonaldReagan - March 1, 2015, 1:26 pm, #73336
Good man. Lousy politician. Got a bad rap. History will remember him better than his contemporaries.
blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:39 pm, #72172
Yes, he built houses for the poor and then burned them down. He's a devil and an arsonist.
Curlyrocks - December 2, 2014, 2:47 pm, #72170
Building houses for the poor, what an evil devil.


Feds’ 4th of July Message To Us: Don't Grill Meat, Grill Pineapple. My 4th of July Message to Feds: Mind Your Own Business. -


TAGS: usda july fourth independence day grill fruit pineapples meat is evil vegitarians vegans steaks hamburgers bbq h**dogs brats ribs sirloin america
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:58 am, #77786
i think its pretty good advice, its hard to defend liberty when you're so fat you need a mobility scooter.


Barack Hussein Obama: America's Neville Chamberlain -




Barack Hussein Obama -




'The Constitution?' -




Gaystapo Fascists In Rainbow Shirts -




Liberal Lunacy -




How Many MARINES Would It Take to Bring Down ISIS? -




Munich: The Sequel -




The Devil of Ramadi -




cognitive bias -


TAGS: obama jesus devil delusions
Rating: 4.2/5

More politifakes by calron

Oldsod - March 8, 2015, 2:08 pm, #73596
Fantastic, and on point. No wonder both sides hate it.


Radical islam -




MORAL EQUIVALENCY -




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